Dramahd Me -
What Sam received was: "dramahd me."
"Lena. LENA. I've been up all night spiraling. Did you mean 'drama had me'? As in, the drama possessed you like a demon? Or 'drama head'? Like you're the queen of drama land?"
Lena laughed so hard she snorted, took the twig, and snapped it in half. dramahd me
"That is the most beautiful lie I've ever heard. Tell me the real drama or I'm coming to your apartment with coffee and a PowerPoint presentation on why you're insane."
"What consequences?"
And that, truly, is the best kind of drama there is.
"Wait. Did you just invent a new tense of drama? Past perfect catastrophic?" What Sam received was: "dramahd me
"Dramahd? Is that a verb? Are you okay?"