There is a darker, more interesting question here, though. In 2026, we are obsessed with the "Right to be Forgotten." We want our embarrassing pasts erased.
So, to the Class of 2026 heading to the Gulf Coast right now: Be careful what you post. Not because your boss will see it—they probably will—but because a librarian in San Francisco is going to download it, hash it, and store it on a hard drive in a climate-controlled building. spring breakers internet archive
Fifty years from now, when you are a grandparent, your grandkids are going to look at a holographic museum exhibit titled "Rituals of the Early 21st Century." And right there, between the iPhone and the fidget spinner, will be a perfect, pixelated screenshot of your Venmo request for $12.00 labeled "Jell-O shot fund." There is a darker, more interesting question here, though