Remember when "National Security" meant Ice Cube driving a tricked-out Battle Corvette into an aircraft carrier? No? That’s okay. Neither does Hollywood.

Darius Stone (Cube) — a disgraced military badass rotting in a military prison — is broken out by Samuel L. Jackson’s Agent Gibbons, who is now inexplicably wheelchair-bound after the events of the first film. Gibbons’ new xXx program is basically: “Find the angriest man in the system, give him a fast car, and point him at the traitors in the Pentagon.”

The villains? A corrupt Secretary of Defense (Dafoe) who wants to stage a coup using a next-gen supertank named… the President’s Guardian ? Yes. And the only thing standing in his way is a former gang member from LA who can hotwire a submarine.